I'm A Performer. I've Just Been One

Being A Parent Is A Weird Juggling Act - And Nobody Does It Right. Everybody Does It Wrong.

You'll Never See Me In The Front Row Of A Fashion Show. I'm Uninterested In It; I Find It Trivial And Banal And Boring.

Well, I Could Do It For A Day, But I Wouldn't Want To Be A Teenager Again. I Really Wouldn't.

I'm Age-appropriate. I Dress Age-appropriately, I Choose Mates Age-appropriately. I'm A Big Believer In People Should Act Their Age...

I Have Very Short Hair. It's The Only Cute Haircut I Think I've Ever Had.