Im A Peaceful Man With Bad Intentions.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

I'm Kind Of Old-fashioned In A Lot Of Ways. I Prefer Mano A Mano. Even If You Have Two Girls In The House, It's Not Like We're Together All The Time. But I Need Variety.

I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My Words. Imagine What I Would Have Done With My Fire Breathing Fists.

Guys, Imdb Right There, 62 Movies, A Ton Of Success, I Mean, Come On Bro, I Won Best Picture At 20. I Wasn't Even Trying.

I Don't Believe In Rock Bottom. Rock Bottom Is Like A Fishing Term.