I'm A New Yorker; My Oven Is

I Have Huge Legs, And I Never Show Them - Not Because Of False Modesty, I'm Just Not Comfortable.

I'm A Broadway Baby, Through And Through. It's My First Love, And It's What Brought Me To New York In The First Place.

I Have Insomnia, And It's Hard For Me To Sit Still For A Long Time. My Mind Is Always "tick, Tick, Tick."

My Very First Tattoo Was For My Dog, Zora, Who Died In My Arms In New York. Right Where Her Heart Stopped Beating I Got A "z".

'30 Rock' Is The Holy Grail Of Comedy In My Opinion.