I'm A Loving Drunk. I Get Sentimental.

Record Labels Today Are Much Less Patient: Artists Have A Bad Record, And They're Gone.

One Of These Days We're Gonna Have To Grow Up, Have To Get Real Jobs And Be Adults, Someday, Just Not Today.

There Are Only So Many Hours You Can Sit On The Bus And Watch Tv Or Play Basketball Or Whatever We Do To Pass The Time Before We Go Out Onstage.

Its Five O'clock Some Where

I Like To Rock And Roll, But I'm A Mushy Guy, Too. I Want To Be The Guy That All The Girls Love And All The Guys Want To Hang Out With.