I'm A Leave-the-bathroom-door-open Nudist, Which Is Sometimes

I Could Get Away With Not Taking Care Of Myself As A Bachelorette But As A Mom I Can't.

I Hear You're Losing Weight Again, Mary Jane. Do You Ever Wonder Who You're Losing It For?

I Know That I'm Deeply, Spiritually, Profoundly Philosophical And I Also Know That I'm About The Flakiest Person You're Gonna Meet.

I Think When Someone Blindly Projects And It's Showing Up In The Form Of Envy Or Hate - And I Actually Think They're Synonymous - That's When I Feel The Most Afraid And Disconnected And Vulnerable. Like Whenever I Don't Feel Safe In My Own Hands, In Terms Of My Not Being Tender Or Merciful With Myself, Or When We're Treating Each Other That Way.

First I Was 'angry,' Then 'spiritual.' Now I Don't Know What I Am.