I'm A Hollywood Writer, So I Put

People's Sex Habits Are As Well Known In Hollywood As Their Political Opinions, And Much Less Criticized.

I'm A Hollywood Writer, So I Put On My Sports Jacket And Take Off My Brain.

Writing A Good Movie Brings A Writer About As Much Fame As Steering A Bicycle. It Gets Him, However, More Jobs. If His Movie Is Bad It Will Attract Only Critical Tut-tut For Him. The Producer, Director And Stars Are The Geniuses Who Get The Hosannas When It's A Hit. Theirs Are Also The Heads That Are Mounted On Spears When It's A Flop.

I'll Tell You A Secret. We Live In A Mad And Inspiring World.

For Many Years Hollywood Held This Double Lure For Me, Tremendous Sums Of Money For Work That Required No More Effort Than A Game Of Pinochle.