I'm A Happy Person But An Angry

What Is The Difference Between A Democrat And A Republican? A Democrat Blows, A Republican Sucks.

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.

I Think The Only Reason You Visit An Apple Store Is Because You Wonder What Life Is Like On Another Planet.

It's Great That We're Bringing Democracy To Iraq. I Can't Wait To See How We Do It! What Are We Gonna Do, Give Them Our Civics Textbooks?

Macs Are Not Intuitive. It's Intuitive To The Person Who Created It. It's Not Intuitive To Me.