I'm A Failed Pop Star. I Always

Hotel Bars Are Pretty Good. No One Bothers Me There. Restaurants Are Safe. People Are Quite Respectful When You're Eating. But What I Never Do Now Is Go To A Busy Bar On The Weekend, Or After 8 O'clock At Night. That's The Danger Zone. Also Being Trapped. Never Go On The Metro, Or A Bus.

I Think Comedy Has To Be An Intellectual Pursuit. It Comes Down To Logic And Analysis. As Soon As It Becomes Emotional, It's Not Comedy Anymore.

The Simple Fact Is, Offense Is Taken, Not Given.

Being An Atheist Makes Someone A Clearer Thinking, Fairer Person. They [atheists] Are Not Doing Things To Be Rewarded In Heaven; They're Doing Things Because They're Right, Because They Live By A Moral Code.

My Philosophy? Have A Laugh For As Long As You Can And Don't Get Run Over. Or Stabbed.