I'm A Crank. I'm Slowly Going Crazy.

I've Always Been Fascinated By Quantum Physics And The Possibility Of Alternate Realities.

But First, My Friends, I Need You To Do Something For Me. We Have Two Spies In The Back Of The Auditorium.

Quit Voting Me Down Before You Even Think About What I'm Saying.

I'm Inspired By Almost Everything I Come Across In Life, And One Way Or Another They Find Themselves Sneaking Into My Stories.

I Do Love Ponies. Wish I Could Eat One Right Now.