I'm A Charming Coward; I Fight With

The Absolute Truth Is The Thing That Makes People Laugh.

I've Done Everything I've Wanted To Do. I Have Three Children, I Have Grandchildren, I Have Books, I Did Movies, I've Directed Movies, I've Done Almost Everything I've Wanted To Do.

I Write Books That Way - I Put A First Line Down And Say, "where Does This Go?"

When I Found Out I Could Write I Was Shocked! I Didn't Know I Could Write.

Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have Pens And Pencils About Them, But They Riff.