I'm A Charming Coward; I Fight With

When You Denigrate People, They Have Two Ways To Fight Back - With Their Fists And Guns, Or Their Mouths. And Mouths Are Seemingly The Easiest Way To Not Get Hit Back. If People Are Laughing, They're Not Going To Hit You.

I Love Tweeting. I Tweet Every Day. I Stay In Contact, I Tell Them What I'm Doing. I've Posted Pictures Of My Books On There And They Buy The Books. It's A Very Good Way To Communicate With People, But I Can't Go To Bed Without Tweeting Something. I Have To Tweet Something.

Id Like To Acknowledge Three People Who Early On Knew Mel Brooks Was One Of The Funniest People In The World: Sid Caesar, Me, And Mel Brooks.

An Attitude Will Give You Heft.

I've Done Everything I've Wanted To Do. I Have Three Children, I Have Grandchildren, I Have Books, I Did Movies, I've Directed Movies, I've Done Almost Everything I've Wanted To Do.