I'm A Big Stupid History Nerd.

We Will Paste Upon The Curled Pages Words Like Charming And Romantic And Sentimental Forgetting That Charming Is Witchcraft Romantic Is Love And Sentiment Is What Makes Us Human

History Written In Pencil Is Easily Erased, But Crayon Is Forever.

Your Stockings Prove Your Virtues. Be Certain They Are Clean And Free Of Tears.

Ea: Is It The Smoke That Smells Like Vanilla? Audience: Yeah. Ea: Yeah, They Do That To Mask The Chemicals That Are Actually Killing You.

Thank You. It Used To Be Knee Length, But Then I Discovered That When I Get Angry I Like To Cut Things. I'm Not Allowed To Have Scissors Any More. It's Still Pretty Lengthy, But I've Been Threatening To Shave Half Of It For The Past Week And Nobody Seems To Believe Me... I Do It All Myself Though Because I Scream When I'm Touched And That Scares People.