I'm A Better Polemicist In Prose.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

I Was Reading Through All These Nsa Programs That Snowden Has Revealed, And One Of The Ones That Fascinated Me Was That Smart Tvs Can Be Used To Look At You In Your Room. That Is Totally Like The Telescreen From 1984. It's Not Sort Of Like It, It's Not A Lot Like It, It Is It. And The Ability Of The Nsa To Turn On Your Cell Phone, Even If It's Powered Down, And Listen To You In Your Home - That's Insane To Me. People Had Been Warning That 1984 Was Just Around The Corner. Well, It Has Arrived, And Snowden Has Proven That.

Comics Are Too Big. You Can't Say Any Kind Or Genre Of Comics Is Better Than Another. You Can Say So Subjectively. But To Say It Like It's Objective Is Wrong. It's Wrong Morally, Because It Cuts Out Stuff That's Good.

Imagine Foreign Troops Sitting Idly, Laughing As Hooligans Trashed The Smithsonian, Stole The Gold From Fort Knox And Burned Down The Department Of The Interior. That Was Us In Iraq.

Do Our Government's Poorly Paid Contract Killers Deserve Our 'support' For Blindly Following Orders?