I'll Teach You To Laugh At Something

No Tv And No Beer Makes Homer Something Something.

When Are People Going To Learn? Democracy Doesn't Work.

How Vain, Without The Merit, Is The Name.

But He Whose Inborn Worth His Acts Commend, Of Gentle Soul, To Human Race A Friend.

Dreams Surely Are Difficult, Confusing, And Not Everything In Them Is Brought To Pass For Mankind. For Fleeting Dreams Have Two Gates: One Is Fashioned Of Horn And One Of Ivory. Those Which Pass Through The One Of Sawn Ivory Are Deceptive, Bringing Tidings Which Come To Nought, But Those Which Issue From The One Of Polished Horn Bring True Results When A Mortal Sees Them.