I'll Say This: The Media Wasn't Invited

I Don't Think I'm Prepared To Give Away My Technique To Great Britain. Are You Crazy? All I Can Say Is There Was A Ninja And A Fire Truck Involved, And A Great Deal Of Coersion.

I Do Have Someone That I Work With And She Is Amazing And I Definitely Don't Have Unmitigated Abusive Tendencies Towards Her. She Is Very Sweet. I Also Know What That Is Like. I Have Heard My Agent Thinking He Has Hit Mute On The Phone Before He, You Know, Physically Unleashes Broken Glass And Cellphones At His Poor Assistant. It Is A Tough Job Under The Best Of Circumstances. I Understand That.

I Think Every Relationship Is Going To Go Through A Few Rough Patches. Those Are What Make It Stronger, I Think.

The R.i.p.d. Picture Is Like A Graphic Novel, I Guess. I Don't Know If It's Like A Typical Kind Of Comic Book. But There Is Great Source Material For Those Kinds Of Films.

Wouldn't That Be An Amazing Super Power? Knowing Where To Press On Someone's Neck To Make Them Immediately Urinate.