I'll Probably Go To London And Hide.

I Have So Much Residue Crap In My Hair From Years And Years Of Not Washing It And Not Having Any Sense Of Personal Hygiene Whatsoever. Even Today, I Go Into These Things Where I'm Supposed To Be This Sexy Guy Or Whatever, And I'm Literally Asking, 'if I Get Plumes Of Dandruff On Me, Can You Just Brush It Off?'

I'm Almost Completely Deaf Anyway. So I'm Worried. I'm Very Worried.

Peter [facinelli] Would Be So Good At Doing That. I Want Him To Do The Beyoncé Biopic.

I Wanted To Work With An Elephant.

I Never Do Anything Normal Anyway. I Just Get Other People To Do It Now.