I'll Pick "i'm Kidding" Anytime Over "i'm

There's Nothing More Oily And Cynical In Politics Than Telling The Truth.

I'm A Member Of The Working Press; You'd Think I'd Know Better Than To Listen To Journalists.

Rich White Protestant Men Have Held On To Some Measure Of Power In America Almost Solely By Getting Women, Blacks, And Other Disadvantaged Groups To Wear Crippling Foot Fashions. This Keeps Them Too Busy With Corns And Bunions To Compete In The Job Market.

The Difference Between Corporations And Governments Is Governments Have A Monopoly On Force. It's A Lot Easier To Vote With Your Feet Or Your Wallet Than It Is To Change A Government With Your Vote.

In Washington Journalists Can Afford To Live Almost As Well As People Who Work For A Living.