I'll Never Make It, It Will Never

The First Car I Bought Was The Most Beautiful Car I've Ever Seen. It Was Secondhand, But I Parked It Outside Of My Hotel The Day I Got It. I Sat Up All Night, Just Lookin' At It.

Man, I Was Tame Compared To What They Do Now.

I Get Tired Of Singing To The Guys I Beat Up In Motion Pictures.

I Have No Use For Bodyguards, But I Have Very Specific Use For Two Highly Trained Certified Public Accountants.

That's Why I Hate To Get Started In These Jam Sessions. I'm Always The Last One To Leave.