I'll Never Be Known For My Work

One Of The Great Things To Pretend Is That You're Not Only Alright, You're In Great Shape. Now To Have That Come True - I've Actually Gone On Stage Depressed And That's Worked Its Magic On Me, 'cause If I Can Convince You That I'm Alright, Then Maybe I Can Convince Me.

Mothers Are Great. They Outlast Everything. But When They're Bad, They're The Worst Thing That Can Happen.

Still, The Word "boyfriend" Starts To Sound Pathetic After Age 30.

Come To Think Of [a Handsome Young Carpenter], Harrison Ford Used To Be A Carpenter.

My Mom Is A Little Bit Eccentric. I Mean, She Does - She Has A Lot Of Unique Ideas. For Example, She Thought That I Should Have A Child With Her Last Husband, Richard, Because It Would Have Nice Eyes.