I'll Do Things That Maybe Other People

Boys In Their Twenties Are A Waste Of Time. They Have Nothing To Offer Conversationally; They're Immature. I Feel Like I Have A Better Shot With Someone In His Thirties.

People Compare Me To Angelina Jolie, And She's So Serious And Stoic. I'm The Opposite.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

My Biggest Regret Is That I've Assisted The Media In Making Me Into A Cartoon Character. I Don't Regret What Has Happened To Me, But I Regret The Way I Have Dealt With It.

My Definition Of Beauty Is Simplicity, Elegance, And Sensuality. I Think That When A Woman Is In Harmony With Herself And Remains True To Her Values, She Will Glow Naturally.