I'll Do More Than The Average Actor,

If You Have It You Don't Need It. If You Need It, You Don't Have It. If You Have It, You Need More Of It. If You Have More Of It, You Don't Need Less Of It. You Need It To Get It. And You Certainly Need It To Get More Of It. But If You Don't Already Have Any Of It To Begin With, You Can't Get Any Of It To Get Started, Which Means You Really Have No Idea How To Get It In The First Place, Do You? You Can Share It, Sure. You Can Even Stockpile It If You Like. But You Can't Fake It. Wanting It. Needing It. Wishing For It. The Point Is If You've Never Had Any Of It Ever People Just Seem To Know.

If You Don't Have Any Money And You Want To Make A Horror Movie, Take A Six-inch Wide Brush For House Painting And Dip That In A Bucket Of Blood, And Then Just Flick Your Wrist. You'll Get This Great Speckled Splash Of Blood, And It Will Cost You Nothing.

Too Many Actors Are Trying To Be Cool: They're Trying To Do It With Their Hair, Trying To Do It With The Color, Trying To Do It With Clothes, Or Some Bullshit Attitude You're Either Cool Or You're Not, That Is My Theory. If You Have To Try, It Is Too Late.

All Men Think They're Fascinating. In My Case, It's Justified.

You Might Meet A Guy Who Turns Out To Be The Best Guy You've Worked With. They Don't Have To Be Some Name Brand Person. I've Met A Lot Of Lower Level Actors And Directors Who Were Terrific; That Are As Good As Any Other A Level Director Or Actor, They Just Don't Get The Recognition. So I'm Happy Working With Anybody Who Wants To Show Up To Play The Game And Has A Clue.