I'll Always Be This Crazy, Fun Person,

Be Sure Of Yourself, Don't Let Anyone Bully You, Be A Strong And Independent Woman Or Boy.

I Don't Eat Friggin' Lobster Or Anything Like That. Because They're Alive When You Kill It.

People Go Tanning Because They Like To Feel Tan. You Feel More Sexy When You're Tan And I Don't Understand Why You Would Tax On That, Because You're Making Yourself Feel More Happy About Yourself.

I Don't Have Regrets, There Are Only Lessons. You Learn From Them, And You Become A Better Person.

Old People They Lose Their Sex Life And That's Not A Good Time. That's Why They Get Divorced All The Time.