I'll Always Be A Fat Girl And

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I've Always Loved Kissing. We All Do, Don't We?

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.

The Person I Have Admired The Most In Comedy Terms Would Be Eric Morecambe, Who Is My Total Hero.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.