Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.

Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.