If You're Watching A Comedian On Television

Proper Respect To Others Is The Most Prudent Rule Of Directing The Measure Of Reverence Due To Ourselves.

Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't Know How Many You Could Do.

This Would Have Been A Great Game To Watch If We Didn't Have Any Money On It.

Some Men Mistake Generosity For Charity: These Flatter Themselves That They Are Giving Gratuitously, Whilst They Are Merely Rewarding Secret Services Offered Their Vanity.

There Is A Very Prevalent Tenet With Youth, That Good Company Is Every Thing Desirable, And That Bad Is Even Better Than None.