If You're Not In The Mood, You

In My Mind, I'm Probably The Biggest Sex Maniac You Ever Saw.

Probably For Every Man There Is At Least One City That Sooner Or Later Turns Into A Girl. How Well Or How Badly The Man Actually Knew The Girl Doesn’t Necessarily Affect The Transformation. She Was There, And She Was The Whole City, And That’s That

I Don't Even Know What I Was Running For—i Guess I Just Felt Like It.

Some Of My Best Friedns Are Children. In Fact, All Of My Best Friends Are Children.

His Eldest Sister (who Modestly Prefers To Be Identified Here As A Tuckahoe Homemaker) Has Asked Me To Describe Him As Looking Like 'the Blue-eyed Jewish-irish Mohican Scout Who Died In Your Arms At The Roulette Table At Monte Carlo.