If You're Not Going To Offend Somebody

Any Time There's A Scandal, We Always Try And Get Involved.

And A Democracy Can't Exist Without Free Speech And The Right To Assemble. And That's What Americans Tend To Forget. And They're Born Into A Culture Where They Take All Of Their Freedoms For Granted.

Once I Began Following My Own Instincts, Sales Took Off And I Became A Millionaire. And That, I Think, Is A Key Secret To Every Person's Success, Be They Male Or Female, Banker Or P0rnographer:trust In Your Gut.

The Two Most Misused Words In The Entire English Vocabulary Are Love And Friendship. A True Friend Would Die For You, So When You Start Trying To Count Them On One Hand, You Don't Need Any Fingers.

There's Nothing More Political Than Sex. The Church Has Had Its Hand On Our Crotch For More Than 2,000 Years, And The Government Is Moving In That Direction.