If You're Not Failing, You're Not Trying

It Is Impossible To Travel Faster Than Light, And Certainly Not Desirable, As One’s Hat Keeps Blowing Off.

Gauguin Flew Into A Frenzy! He Held My Head Under The X-ray Machine For Ten Straight Minutes And For Several Hours After I Could Not Blink My Eyes In Unison." — "if The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

Paranoia Is Knowing All The Facts.

There's No Rhyme Or Reason To Anything That I Do. It's Whatever Seems Right At The Time.

I Hate Reality But It's Still The Best Place To Get A Good Steak.