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I Live In My Own Bubble. I'm In Gublerland.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I Look A Little Like Beaker. I Think I'm A Cross Between Beaker And The Count. My Hair Looks Like Oscar The Grouch. It's Muppety Hair.

I Once Gave A Girl A Bloody Fake Ear In A Tiffany Jewelry Box With A Letter That Said, “will You Gogh To Prom With Me?

I've Taken Magic Lessons Since I Was Five-years-old. When I Was Little I Would Wear A Top Hat And Cape, And I'd Get Relentlessly Beat Up By Jocks. That's Why I Don't Care For Sports.