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I Get Really Sad When People Say, 'i'm No Good. I Haven't Been Cast In A Pilot.' It Doesn't Mean You're Not Good; It Just Means Someone Hasn't Seen You Yet. It Doesn't Mean That In Real Life You're Not The Greatest Actor.

I Would Love To Be On 'curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd Love To Be On That. A Lot Of My Favorite Shows Get Canceled Really Early On. I Liked 'twin Peaks.' If I Had A Time Machine I'd Be In That.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I Think I Veered Towards Filmmaking Because There's More Of A Sense Of Control In It. You're Not Waiting To Be Picked. That Said, In Film School I Acted In Probably 6,000 Student Films Because No Other Filmmakers Knew Anyone Who Wanted To Act. It Was All A Big Beautiful Snake Eating Its Tail, Progressing Along The Way.

It'd Be Cool To Chipmunk-ize "the Virgin Suicides" Soundtrack. All This Ethereal French Music, I Think That Would Be Unique To Listen To.