If You're Looking For Perfection, Look In

If You Don't Know What You Want To Do, It's Harder To Do It.

When Things Are Bad, We Take Comfort In The Thought That They Could Always Get Worse. And When They Are, We Find Hope In The Thought That Things Are So Bad They Have To Get Better.

To Switch Lads And Lassies From Quickie Ceremonies Back To The Catered Works In To-be-worm-only-once White Dresses, The [wedding] Garment Producers Have Turned To Sociology. Through Statistics As Carefully Laid Out As A Bridal Train, They Are Establishing A Correlation Showing A Higher Divorce Rate For The Informally Gowned.... They May Just Have Something There.... If A Bride Has Sunk A Bunk Of Savings Into A Dress She Can't Use Again In A Second Wedding, She Might Think Twice About Having A Second.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?

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