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I'm The Basketball Version Of A Gravedigger.

You Watch Some Teams These Days And You Wonder If They Just Met On The Playground And Decided To Choose Up Sides.

Chemistry Is A Class You Take In High School Or College, Where You Figure Out Two Plus Two Is 10, Or Something.

I Want To Do For Rebounds What Michael Jordan Did For Dunks.

It's A Different Story Because Guess What, The Kid Is Only 28 Years Old, 28. He's Not His Dad, Not His Grandpa. He's 28 Years Old.