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If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

Learn From Other People's Mistakes. Life Is Too Short To Make Them All Yourself.

It Would Be Useless To Bomb Washington. If You Destroy One Building, They Already Have Two Other Buildings Completely Staffed With People Doing Exactly The Same Thing.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!