If Your Sister Is In A Tearing

The Baby Rises To Its Feet, Takes A Step, Is Overcome With Triumph And Joy - And Falls Flat On Its Face. It Is A Pattern For All That Is To Come! But Learn From The Bewildered Baby. Lurch To Your Feet Again. You'll Make The Sofa In The End.

A Sister Is The Cure For Swollen Heads And Ego Trips. One May A Star, A Chief Executive-famous And Rich And Beautiful. But One's Sister Has The Family Photo Album. And A Long, Long Memory. And A Tendency To Wink At One On Top Occasions.

Cats Can Work Out Mathematically The Exact Place To Sit That Will Cause Most Inconvenience.

You Are Asleep. Deep, Deep Asleep - And Then The World Caves In. The Cat Has Leapt From The Top Window Onto Your Stomach. He Is Saturated. He Is Hungry. He Taps You Into Full Wakefulness With A Sodden Paw "could You Open A Can?"

From Serenity Comes Gentleness, Comes Lasting Strength.