If Your Sister Is In A Tearing

A Cat Is A Regency Gentleman--elegant Of Pose, Exquisite Of Manner, With Spotless Linen And An Enthusiasm For Bare Knuckle Fights, Rampaging Love Affairs, Duels By Moonlight And The Singing Of Glees. He Expects Immaculate Service From His Domestic Staff, And Possesses A Range Of Invective That Would Make A Navy Blanch.

For Sheer Excitement You Can Keep Movie Premieres And Roller-coasters . An Empty White Canvas Waiting To Be Filled. That's The Thing.

One Small Cat Changes Coming Home To An Empty House To Coming Home.

A Sister Is The Cure For Swollen Heads And Ego Trips. One May A Star, A Chief Executive-famous And Rich And Beautiful. But One's Sister Has The Family Photo Album. And A Long, Long Memory. And A Tendency To Wink At One On Top Occasions.

The Baby Rises To Its Feet, Takes A Step, Is Overcome With Triumph And Joy - And Falls Flat On Its Face. It Is A Pattern For All That Is To Come! But Learn From The Bewildered Baby. Lurch To Your Feet Again. You'll Make The Sofa In The End.