If Your Result Needs A Statistician Then

Never Say, "i Tried It Once And It Did Not Work."

That Which Is Not Measurable Is Not Science. That Which Is Not Physics Is Stamp Collecting.

The Only Possible Conclusion The Social Sciences Can Draw Is: Some Do, Some Don't.

An Alleged Scientific Discovery Has No Merit Unless It Can Be Explained To A Barmaid.

It Was Almost As Incredible As If You Fired A 15-inch Shell At A Piece Of Tissue Paper And It Came Back And Hit You.