If Your Not Annoying Somebody, You're Not

I'm A Novelist, And Idle Speculation Is What Novelists Do. How Odd To Spend One's Life Trying To Pretend That Non-existent People Are Real: Though No Odder, I Suppose, Than What Government Bureaucrats Do, Which Is Trying To Pretend That Real People Are Non-existent.

Love Is The Pursuit Of Shadows.

Ten Days After The War Ended, My Sister Laura Drove A Car Off A Bridge.

I Am Not My Childhood,' Snowman Says Out Loud.

She Who Pays The Undertaker Calls The Tune.