If Your Husband Is Cheating On You

The Realization That I May Have Only A Few Good Yeras Remaining Has Hit Me With Real Force, And I Have Done A Lot Of Thinking As A Result. I Would Like To Have Come Up With Something Profound, But I Haven't.

Sometimes I Believe That Some People Are Better At Love Than Others, And Sometimes I Believe That Everyone Is Faking It.

You Enter Into A Certain Amount Of Madness When You Marry A Person With Pets.

Maybe Young Women Don't Wonder Whether They Can Have It All Any Longer, But In Case Any Of You Are Wondering, Of Course You Can Have It All. It Will Be A Little Messy, But Embrace The Mess. It Will Be Complicated, But Rejoice In The Complications. It Will Not Be Anything Like What You Think It Will Be Like, But Surprises Are Good For You. And Don't Be Frightened: You Can Always Change Your Mind. I Know: I've Had Four Careers And Three Husbands.

You Can Blame Al Gore And You Can Blame Ralph Nader And You Can Blame George Bush, But I Blame Bill [clinton]. I Just Do. I Just Think He Squandered His Presidency The Night That Woman Delivered That Pizza To Him, And If He Hadn't, We Wouldn't Be Where We Are And There Would Be A Lot Of People Who Are Alive Today Who Aren't.