If You Want To Succeed In Politics

A Body Of 500 Men Chosen At Random From Amongst The Unemployed.

Winston [churchill] Is The Only Remaining Specimen Of A Real Tory.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

Independent Thinking Is Not Encouraged In A Professional Army. It Is A Form Of Mutiny. Obedience Is The Supreme Virtue.

Sincerity Is The Surest Road To Confidence.