If You Want To Make The Government

I Never Had Any Facial Hair In My Life.

When Conservatives Crusade Against Government While They Are Trying To Be Appointed To Head The Government, I Think That's Weird!

When You Think About Me Talking To Rick Santorum Or Pat Buchanan Or One Of These Old Guys, Part Of What Makes That A Joyful Experience For Me Is That In My Head I'm Thinking, He Has To Talk To Me. Like, Poor Pat Buchanan, All The Things You've Done And You End Up Having To Talk To Me.

I Don't Think Vodka Is Useful. I Think It's For People Who Don't Like Alcohol, In Which Case, You Probably Shouldn't Be Drinking It.

I Care A Lot About What My Girlfriend Thinks, And My Friends, But Ultimately It's Me In The Mirror. I Just Want To Be Proud Of What I Do.