If You Want To Make A Friend,

I Never Turned To Drink. It Seemed To Turn To Me.

Hast Thou Virtue? Acquire Also The Graces And Beauties Of Virtue.

The Securest Place Is A Prison Cell, But There Is No Liberty

An Infallible Remedy For The Tooth-ach, Viz Wash The Root Of An Aching Tooth, In Elder Vinegar, And Let It Dry Half An Hour In The Sun; After Which It Will Never Ach More; Probatum Est.

Get What You Can, And What You Get Hold; 'tis The Stone That Will Turn All Your Lead Into Gold.