If You Want To Kick The Tiger

If You Don't Write The Book, The Book Ain't Gonna Get Written.

Never Ask What Sort Of Computer A Guy Drives. If He's A Mac User, He'll Tell You. If Not, Why Embarrass Him?

No Matter What You Or Anyone Else Does, There Will Be Someone Who Says That There's Something Bad About It.

Back In Pre-revolutionary America Cruel And Unusual Punishment Meant The Rack And Burning At The Stake... In More Recent Rulings It Has Been Taken To Mean The Absence Of Cable Television And Denial Of Sex-change Operations, Or Just Overcrowding In The Prisons.

You Learn To Write The Same Way You Learn To Play Golf... You Do It, And Keep Doing It Until You Get It Right. A Lot Of People Think Something Mystical Happens To You, That Maybe The Muse Kisses You On The Ear. But Writing Isn’t Divinely Inspired – It’s Hard Work.