If You Want To Be Loved, Love

The United States Constitutional Convention, Except For Three Or Four Persons, Thought Prayers Unnecessary.

Here Comes The Orator With His Flood Of Words And His Drop Of Reason.

If Better Is Possible, Good Is Not Enough

There Seem To Be But Three Ways For A Nation To Acquire Wealth. The First Is By War, As The Romans Did, In Plundering Their Conquered Neighbors. This Is Robbery. The Second By Commerce, Which Is Generally Cheating. The Third By Agriculture, The Only Honest Way, Wherein Man Receives A Real Increase Of The Seed Thrown Into The Ground, In A Kind Of Continual Miracle, Wrought By The Hand Of God In His Favor, As A Reward For His Innocent Life And His Virtuous Industry.

A Traveller Should Have A Hog's Nose, A Deer's Legs, And An Ass's Back.