If You Want To Be A Legitimate

Sometimes I Have Parties At My House In Nashville And It's Clothing-optional, And We Just Body-paint Each Other And Run Around, And I Have A Giant Bed. I'm Very Much In Touch With That Side Of Myself.

I'm Really Fun. I'm Ridiculously Fun. I Hope I'm Infectiously Fun.

I Understand I'm Supposed To Be Feminine And Dainty, But I'm Not. There Are Two Sides To The Coin. People Are More Impressed With Things That I Do Because They Almost Treat You As If You're Handicapped If You're A Woman... People Can Be Impressed That I Can Play A Few Chords On The Guitar.

Parents Should Not Let Kids Listen To My Music If It's Offensive. I Wrote These Songs For Me.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.