If You Want Sense, You'll Have To

Things Which Are Equally Bad Are Also Equally Good. Try To Look At The Bright Side Of Things. - Humbug

Why, Did You Know That If A Beaver Two Feet Long With A Tail A Foot And A Half Long Can Build A Dam Twelve Feet High And Six Feet Wide In Two Days, All You Would Need To Build Boulder Dam Is A Beaver Sixty-eight Feet Long With A Fifty-one-foot Tail?" "where Would You Find A Beaver That Big?" Grumbled The Humbug As His Pencil Point Snapped. "i'm Sure I Don't Know," He Replied, "but If You Did, You'd Certainly Know What To Do With Him.

It Has Been A Long Trip," Said Milo, Climbing Onto The Couch Where The Princesses Sat; "but We Would Have Been Here Much Sooner If I Hadn't Made So Many Mistakes. I'm Afraid It's All My Fault.

I Don't Know Of Any Wrong Road To Dictionopolis, So If This Road Goes To Dictionopolis At All It Must Be The Right Road, And If It Doesn't It Must Be The Right Road To Somewhere Else, Because There Are No Wrong Roads To Anywhere. Do You Think It Will Rain?

What You Can Do Is Often Simply A Matter Of What You Will Do.