If You Walked Around Like David Bowie

If Your Boss Is Getting You Down, Look At Him Through The Prongs Of A Fork And Imagine Him In Jail.

Growing Up, The Most Important Thing, After Taking Care Of Your Family And Getting A Decent Job Of Work, Was Having A Laugh. That Was The Point To Life.

Next Time Someone Tells Me They Believe In God, I'll Say 'oh Which One? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If They Say 'just God. I Only Believe In The One God,' I'll Point Out That They Are Nearly As Atheistic As Me. I Don't Believe In 2,870 Gods, And They Don't Believe In 2,869.

I Think Everyone Has The Ability To Be Loved.

You Should Bring Something Into The World That Wasn't In The World Before. It Doesn't Matter What That Is. It Doesn't Matter If It's A Table Or A Film Or Gardening-everyone Should Create. You Should Do Something, Then Sit Back And Say 'i Did That.'