If You Wait For Things To Be

I Was Confident And In Good Shape When I First Came To L.a. But Nobody Would Cast Me In Any Well Written Roles. People Assumed Based On My Looks I Was An Asshole And A One Trick Pony. They Never Let Me Improv Or Do Comedy. It Wasn't Until I Built A Shlubby Exterior, Which Stood In Stark Contrast To My Inner Confidence That People Gave Me Room To Play.

The American Audience Has Really Opened Up To Women Being A.) Funny And B.) Kinda Crude. 'bridesmaids' Is R-rated, And I Think It Was A Major Coup For Women To Have An R-rated Comedy That Did Really Well. Same As 'bad Teacher.'

Television Is Such An Evolving Medium.

I Don't Even Know How I Ended Up With The Woman That I'm With!

You Can Pour Melted Ice Cream On Regular Ice Cream. It's Like A Sauce!