If You Try To Fail, And Succeed,

Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is, And Realize Half Of Them Are Stupider Than That.

Isn’t It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do “practice”?

Laugh Often, Long And Loud. Laugh Until You Gasp For Breath.

I Often Wonder How Different The World Would Be If Hitler Had Not Been Turned Down When He Applied To Art School.

Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.