If You Try Desperately To Hang On

I've Been Left For Someone...all Those Things...it Was Sometimes A Surprise, And Sometimes You Saw T Coming. The Most Painful Was When I Kept Trying To Get Someone Back. But We All Make Dumb Mistakes.

The Problem Is, We Elected A Manager And We Need A Leader. Let's Face It: Bush Is Just Dim.

I Played A Father A Few Times. You Don't Have To Shoot Heroin To Play A Heroin Addict ... I'm Not Running For President But I Could Play A Candidate. Most Of The Time, You Don't Really Have To Have Those Things In Your Life To Understand What They're Like.

I'm The Least Metrosexual Cat You've Ever Met. I've Never Had My Fingernails Or Toenails Done, And I've Cut My Own Hair Longer Than Other People Have Cut My Hair.

I'm Always Sort Of Optimistic About How Good We Are, As A Country, At Fixing Ourselves.