If You Teach A Man Anything, He

There Are Only Two Classes In Good Society In England: The Equestrian Classes And The Neurotic Classes.

Youth Is Just Wasted On Young People.

Both Optimists And Pessimists Contribute To Society. The Optimist Invents The Aeroplane, The Pessimist The Parachute.

A Cigarette Is A Pinch Of Tobacco Rolled In Paper With Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other.

We Have No More Right To Consume Happiness Without Producing It Than To Consume Wealth Without Producing It.