If You Take Steroids, You Have To

Go On, Have A Glass Of Wine With Dinner. What Is Wine, Anyway? Pure Grapes. A Glass Of Wine Is Much Better For You Than A Coke.

On One Of My Birthdays I Did 1,000 Chin-ups And 1,000 Push-ups. For My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It, My Feet And Hands Tied-my Hands Were In Handcuffs, My Feet Were Tied Together-and I Towed These Boats A Mile-and-a-half In Long Beach Harbor. For My 93rd Birthday I'm Going To Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

Living Is Like Training For An Athletic Event. You Have To Have Goals And Challenges; You Need To Exercise And Eat Right.

The Brain's Preferred Source Of Fuel Is Glucose/carbohydrates. And When You Go On A Low-carb/high-protein Diet, Your Brain Is Using Low-octane Fuel. You'll Be A Little Groggy, A Little Grumpy.

When It Comes To Health, Diet Is The Queen, But Exercise Is The King.