If You’re Not A Sex Object, You’re

I Think You Keep Two Sets Of Books. In One Set, You Record The Truth -- How Well You Are Really Doing. This Is The Secret Set -- Just For You And Loved Ones. In The Other Set Are More Modest Entries And Statements, And These Are For Public Consumption!

Love Doesn't Drop On You Unexpectedly; You Have To Give Off Signals, Sort Of Like An Amateur Radio Operator.

I Guess Anyone With A Beautiful Body, Man Or Woman, Loves To Be Looked At, But To Admit Such A Thing Is A Little Rough At Times. That's Why It's Hard To Get People To Pose.

When You Meet A Man, Don't You Always Idly Wonder What He'd Be Like In Bed? I Do.

People Never Get Tired Of Looking At Beautiful Pictures Of Gorgeous Girls.