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By The Time I Was 11, I Wanted To Be A Comedian. So All Those Years Later, I've Managed To Achieve My Dream As A Kid, And It Wasn't Easy. I'm On The [hollywood] Walk Of Fame And I'm One Of The 25 Most Influential Hispanics In America, According To Time Magazine. I Think My Duty Is To Go Back And Tell Kids, 'whatever Color You Are, Wherever You Come From, Anything And Everything Is Possible.' And I'm Living Proof.

From Now On, We're Home Schooling You. Whatever We Don't Know, You Don't Know. When Did The Korean War Start? I Don't Know, And Neither Do You!

Sometimes When You Win, You Think You're Going To Get Everything To Go Your Way.

I've Spent Days In Cinemas Answering Questions From The Audience, In Interviews, Travelling Abroad, And All They Do Is Thank Me Nicely.

I Can Never Do Nothing In This House!