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We Need To Get Better At Voting And Be A Voice For The People Who Do Not Have One.

Laughter Survives... It Has To Survive.

I Grew Up Not Having A Father. Golf Is The Father I Never Had. It Taught Me Honesty And Respect And Discipline And It Taught Me To Control My Temperament.

Angie, I've Seen My Mom Wrestle Two Cops To The Ground With A Taser Dart In Her Neck, And You Cry When Your Shoes Pinch. Good Luck, Bambi!

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.